Safemoon After Dark

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3 min readDec 23, 2021

Call me an asshole, but I love Safemoon After Dark. And apparently I’m not the only one. What other crypto space gets 500+ listeners/speakers on a regular basis? I’ll wait.

Sure, there’s a lot of speculation and wild-ass theories being dropped during the show that can’t officially be confirmed, but some of us love that sort of shit. Hearing the passion in some of the speakers’ voices gets me fucking pumped and beyond excited for the potential path Safemoon can take.

And believe me, there’s some smart fucking people sharing their insights.

One day, while washing dishes, I was listening to the show and got lost in the rabbit hole discussion of some sort of fucking slingshot mechanism that flings shiba-inu sized satellites into space allowing reliable internet access across the fucking world. If that shit is even remotely close to being true, we are all going on a magical journey of innovation that will disrupt fucking everything. That’s just a tip of the iceberg of the type of topics that come up during the show.

Oh, and Chris, the main host of the show, ain’t taking no shit. If you speak out of turn or accidentally fart in your mic while waiting to speak… your… ass… will…get...LAUNCHED! Always a highlight of the show.

And for the record, I’ve never witnessed anyone get launched that didn’t fucking deserve it. They run a clean show. You can eat off the fucking floor.

If I had to give one recommendation, they should use some sort of soundboard during the show to add a bit more emphasis to fudders that get launched. Or maybe some sort of walk-up music for premier speakers, sort of like pro wrestlers use when walking out to stage.

“Introducing our next speaker… Brandon Fugal!” ** cue music **

Brandon Fugal walking out to speak on Safemoon After Dark.

Either way, the show seems to be getting better and more professional each week. I honestly believe that Chris, Patron and TJ have the best of intentions when sharing emerging information about Safemoon and any one with an open mind will always find something to appreciate during those discussions.

Sure the show tends to piss some people off. But that’s OK. If you can’t handle the speculation… simply don’t join the fucking space. Start your own. Or don’t start your own. I don’t fucking care. I think Safemoon After Dark is good for the community and I intend to continue showing up and saying my blessings each time I hear Patron’s glorious laugh.

Stack ‘em!

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Friendly Reminder: Safemoon is a technology company.

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